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    Found on Facebook..............
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    I use "incorrect" for all my passwords so my computer reminds me if I forget.


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    Teach your son the love of straight razors and he will never have money for drugs.
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    Well I don't want a salad now, thanks Adam
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    If 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea, does that mean that the other one enjoys it?


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    Have you ever noticed the people who tell you to calm down . . . are the ones that got you mad in the first place.

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    Have they expired?
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