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06-10-2015, 07:31 PM #2041Senior Member
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What do they want?
To be a desirable member of the debate team?
So if they ain't yelling at you for one thing its the otherGeezer likes this."If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
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06-10-2015, 07:48 PM #2042Contains ingredients
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It's the same with a wife, you just have to pay her a lot more to make her leave.
Originally Posted by Orville
Which leads to a litany of divorce jokes; here, I'll start..
In my divorce, my wife and I split the house. I got the outside.
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06-10-2015, 07:54 PM #2043Senior Member
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Did she also get the mortgage ? Hope so Originally Posted by Tack
"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
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06-11-2015, 01:15 PM #2044Contains ingredients
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Money talks. its favorite word is "goodbye".
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06-11-2015, 01:45 PM #2045Senior Member
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sure, its not "see you in a week/two weeks/month" Originally Posted by Tack
Tack likes this."If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
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06-11-2015, 03:05 PM #2046
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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06-11-2015, 03:08 PM #2047'with that said'
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Richard, Now That's Funny! Originally Posted by Geezer
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Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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06-11-2015, 03:10 PM #2048Fatty Boom Boom
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.” Jack Handy
"Call me Ishmael"
CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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06-11-2015, 03:15 PM #2049Fatty Boom Boom
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"You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus...
But it's thinking like that that has almost ruined this country." Jack HandyLast edited by WW243; 06-11-2015 at 03:21 PM.
"Call me Ishmael"
CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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06-11-2015, 03:23 PM #2050Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Geezer
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"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
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