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  1. 06-10-2015, 02:47 PM #2031
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful.* If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.


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    Wow I always got " I'm more than an object , tell me something else". And the priest never showed when I told him about the growling.
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    You can get it done cheap or you can get it done right . . . take your pick.
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    So is cheap right, and hookers right because they cost more than the wife over time
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    So is cheap right, and hookers right because they cost more than the wife over time
    Says you!!
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    I'm still working on, it cheap and correct are proportionally, and if inversely, does the statement hold water
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    I'm still working on, it cheap and correct are proportionally, and if inversely, does the statement hold water
    If not check with your urologist!
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    They find no physical reason why not, and say it financial that I should go to a CPA
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    Wow I always got " I'm more than an object , tell me something else". And the priest never showed when I told him about the growling.
    Ha, nice!


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    Richard is right, hookers are much cheaper in the long run.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Richard is right, hookers are much cheaper in the long run.


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    Which leads to another oldie but goodie. Namely,

    A man doesn't pay a whore for sex, he's paying her to LEAVE . . .
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