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    The more you complain, the longer God keeps you around
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    Did you ever notice:
    The Roman Numerals for 40 are "XL."


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    I have learned that the best way to lift one's self up is to help someone else

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJC View Post
    I have learned that the best way to lift one's self up is to help someone else

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    ah, tie a rope around them , and hall 'em up with you
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    ah, tie a rope around them , and hall 'em up with you
    Depends on the person and where the rope is tied around them!
    Viewpoints change!
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    There's way too much Pro-Trump drum beating and Anti-Trump venom. Can't we just all agree that we don't like Jeb Bush?



    (Meant only as a humorous comment; let's NOT start a political discussion!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Depends on the person and where the rope is tied around them!
    Viewpoints change!
    waist or neck, whatever suits you at the moment
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    Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Depends on the person and where the rope is tied around them!
    Viewpoints change!
    I like the old fashioned stump hanging.
    Fitting for pedophiles especially.
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    Aussie Toolkit: WD40 and Duct Tape. If it moves but it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move but it should, use WD40.

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