Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by outback

Thats cause they say, you've changed.Yep, sure have.Mortgage, child, food, diapers, long hours of work, to make ends meet. The list goes on.

And the ends no longer meet..........

Did you hear about the (member of an ethnic group) who couldn't spell?
He spent the night in a warehouse.


rs,
Tack

"In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain."

MARK TWAIN, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

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rs,
Tack

But girlfriends are easy, and we still want them

Originally Posted by WW243

"In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to wobtain."

MARK TWAIN, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

What's the good of being grown-up if you can't act childish?

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

Originally Posted by Geezer

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

That's the number one think women like: a man that can make them laugh.

Alcohol won't fix your problems, but neither will milk.

Originally Posted by whoever

But girlfriends are easy, and we still want them

First of all they are not all easy and how in hell did you mess up my Twain quote? 'wobtain?' Man you are the only dude who could do that!