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08-01-2015, 03:03 PM #2471
A rude quota!
Tack likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-01-2015, 06:02 PM #2472Senior Member
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The reason we use these old tools ....
"some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence
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Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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08-01-2015, 06:08 PM #2473Senior Member
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"The problem today is that many people are educated far beyond their intelligence." -- Jerry Clower
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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08-02-2015, 05:48 AM #2474Fatty Boom Boom
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"If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone." Jack Handy
"Call me Ishmael"
CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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08-02-2015, 01:27 PM #2475Contains ingredients
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I like to think that all pizzas are personal pizzas.
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08-03-2015, 01:34 PM #2476Contains ingredients
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Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without the receipt.
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And 'size' is how big or small
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"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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08-03-2015, 03:11 PM #2478Senior Member
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Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing that the other person was born an idiot.
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Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one's belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one's right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.
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08-03-2015, 04:01 PM #2480Senior Member
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Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without the receipt.
Obviously, you have not met my wife, she does things like that, for sport…
The other day she called Time Warner and ended up talking with a supervisor, (I wonder why) who was looking at our computerized account record and said, “Wow, how did you get that rate, you have consistently paid the absolutely lowest rate of anyone I have seen, you are good.”
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