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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I don't think I've seen "whoever" post oh just anything about a razor, a pic with a razor, DE or straight, or even mention razor's in general except two W&B's at one point....maybe he's on the wrong forum?

    The question is then, does he shave or only quipuazxp?
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    Saw this somewhere the other day (posted) regarding the office printer...

    "The Printer's Name is "Bob Marley" "
    Because it always be "Jammin'"

    Below that;

    Don't worry
    About the ink Mon
    'Cause everything you print
    Gonna turn out white...


    I can't get this out of my head...
    So I though I would try putting it in yours..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
    Hopefully that covers the house and senate.
    Most are on life support now.
    I wish i could remember which of our forefathers said, every 30 yrs the house and Senate needs cleaned out and new brought in.
    Thats why were where we are now.
    These lifers are now manipulating the system only to thier own benefit.
    Are government is based off the time of the roman empire.
    So its just a matter of time before this empire falls as well.
    Then start over again.
    But the blame is always towards us pesents, and made to pay for thier incompetence
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Hopefully that covers the house and senate.
    Most are on life support now.
    I wish i could remember which of our forefathers said, every 30 yrs the house and Senate needs cleaned out and new brought in.
    Thats why were where we are now.
    These lifers are now manipulating the system only to thier own benefit.
    Are government is based off the time of the roman empire.
    So its just a matter of time before this empire falls as well.
    Then start over again.
    But the blame is always towards us pesents, and made to pay for thier incompetence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I don't think I've seen "whoever" post anything about a razor, a pic with a razor, DE or straight, or even mention razor's in general except two W&B's at one point....maybe he's on the wrong forum?

    shrug:
    Is there a quota one needs to reach regarding shave related posts? or are you just being rude?

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