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07-23-2015, 09:26 PM #2421Contains ingredients
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I remember George Gobel saying "I've never been drunk although I have been overserved."
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07-23-2015, 09:32 PM #2422Senior Member
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STRESS - A man with a mortgage, a truck payment a wife and a girlfriend ...... all one month past due!
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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07-24-2015, 11:48 AM #2423Contains ingredients
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I have been sober for 168 days. Not in a row, but still..
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07-24-2015, 12:42 PM #2424Senior Member
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“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” Groucho Marx
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07-25-2015, 12:06 PM #2425Contains ingredients
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How blonde is she? Well, she has a pet zebra named "Spot".
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07-25-2015, 03:26 PM #2426Senior Member
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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07-25-2015, 03:28 PM #2427
Halp!!! When they said I was delusional...I darn near fell off my unicorn!
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07-25-2015, 03:46 PM #2428Senior Member
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its been raining for 2 damn days straight
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07-25-2015, 09:41 PM #2429
It's Pity the Queen of Jolly Old; She's been reigning for 50 + years.
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07-26-2015, 07:51 AM #2430Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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