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    It's Twofer Friday so remember: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.


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    Write drunk; edit sober - Ernest Hemingway

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    “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”


    ― Ernest Hemingway

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    'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents.


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    Do unto others before they do unto you
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    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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    Don't discount bacteria ........it's the only culture some people have!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”


    ― Ernest Hemingway
    if you can do it drunk as well as sober, than you are a jedi
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    Possibility is like a little dog humping an elephants leg, it never forgets to dream big!!!
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    There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it's not a fence.


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