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11-07-2015, 08:31 AM #2881Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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To be old and wise, first you need to be young and foolish...
Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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11-07-2015, 03:01 PM #2882
Wisdom of age comes from irresponsible youth........Providing one survives!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-07-2015, 03:33 PM #2883Senior Member
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Crockadial is a new designer street drug, containing gasoline.
"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
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11-08-2015, 01:19 AM #2884
If the number two pencil is the most popular why isn't it #1
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11-08-2015, 02:25 AM #2885Contains ingredients
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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11-09-2015, 11:28 PM #2886Senior Member
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You see what power is -- holding someone else's fear in your hand and showing it to them!
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11-10-2015, 10:15 PM #2887Senior Member
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"She was so ugly, she had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get dogs to follow her home" -- author deceased.
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A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work!
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11-11-2015, 07:55 PM #2888Contains ingredients
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"How would I know I believed in love at first sight?" the sexy blonde said to her roommate. "I mean, I'd never seen a Porsche full of money before."
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11-12-2015, 03:21 PM #2889barba crescit caput nescit
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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11-12-2015, 03:23 PM #2890barba crescit caput nescit
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There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one of them works.
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