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    To be old and wise, first you need to be young and foolish...
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    Wisdom of age comes from irresponsible youth........Providing one survives!
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    If the number two pencil is the most popular why isn't it #1
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    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.  So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake.  I feel better already.


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    "How would I know I believed in love at first sight?" the sexy blonde said to her roommate.  "I mean, I'd never seen a Porsche full of money before."


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    There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one of them works.
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