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    Dang, I miss Kali and Tejas and the roach coaches! Drool!
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    What do you call a blond standing on her hands.....A brunet with bad breath.

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    Let's have a "who's better in bed" contest.   I'm hoping to be a sore loser.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Let's have a "who's better in bed" contest. * I'm hoping to be a sore loser.


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    Probably the only time I would be chomping at the bit to be one
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    Bad analogies are like corn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Bad analogies are like corn.


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    Can be applied to forums, occasionally: “Don't try to win over the haters; you're not the jackass whisperer.” ― Scott Stratten
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haroldg48 View Post
    Can be applied to forums, occasionally: “Don't try to win over the haters; you're not the jackass whisperer.” ― Scott Stratten
    I am the jackass and shout it from the mountain top
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
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