Thread: Quip Of The Day

"I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn."      --Elizabeth Taylor, speaking of Michael Jackson

"When you die, you lose a very important part of your life."       --Brooke Shields, who "dated" Jackson during the dating scandal

Apparently, too much exposure to Michael Jackson caused brain damage in women.


rs,
Tack

In whiskey it's age; in a cigarette it's taste; in a sports car it's impossible.


rs,
Tack

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.

-- Vince Lombardi,
football coach

Some people wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them in the head!


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by cudarunner

You mean when you get a 'Get'?

I thought that was what the fire pit on the yard was for

Originally Posted by Tack

Universities are places of knowledge.* The freshmen bring a little in with them and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.


rs,
Tack

University is perpetualy a knowledgeable black whole

Never sell yourself short...if you do no one will ever pay you what your worth.

I am not sure who quoted this I think Will Rogers.

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
rs,Tack

Same definition as a politician!!
~Richard

Those who can not speak the truth are always offended by it when they hear it.

"the great Apache Chief Geranimo"