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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    I may have to unsubscribe to this thread. I can't get rid of this vision of Geezer shaving in a pair of untied steel toed boots.
    Harley engineer Boots are always untied!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Harley engineer Boots are always untied!
    ~Richard
    Ya engineers are to intelligent to tie them or sleep more than an hour withoutwaking up to jot down yoyr new idea before you go back to sleep to await your alarm clock to July to awaje to start your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Harley engineer Boots are always untied!
    ~Richard
    As they should be...
    Smarter than I look or, not as dumb as I look. Whichever you prefer.

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    Breaking News: Archaeologists digging at the site of Shakespeare's house have uncovered several hundred thousand monkey skeletons.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Breaking News: Archaeologists digging at the site of Shakespeare's house have uncovered several hundred thousand monkey skeletons.rs,
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    Profiling by Type??
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    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds

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    That requires to much thinking

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    A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.

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    Great "spirits" have often led to career downfalls and college dropouts. Weren't they the cause of prohibition?
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