Thread: Quip Of The Day

*At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering
what I came in there for.*

When you wake up in the morning and everything is stiff. Except one thing. 😞

Originally Posted by outback

When you wake up in the morning and everything is stiff. Except one thing. ��

Don't remind me! But, on the brighter side...I don't have to worry when i drop a razor!
~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

Don't remind me! But, on the brighter side...I don't have to worry when i drop a razor!
~Richard

Have any toes left?

Originally Posted by Geezer

Don't remind me! But, on the brighter side...I don't have to worry when i drop a razor!
~Richard

Which is why i always keep a towel between my body and the sink.
There was a thread several years ago about a member who did not use the towel protection. |
Luckily, the blade fell spine down and not up.

Originally Posted by rolodave

Which is why i always keep a towel between my body and the sink.
There was a thread several years ago about a member who did not use the towel protection. |
Luckily, the blade fell spine down and not up.

So that would have been about a member and his member -I guess.

Always a towel or sweat pants. Ya got me geezer. Just rub it in. I might have broke my crown but i still have my my scepter.😄

I ordered a wake-up call at the hotel the other day – the phone rang and a woman’s voice said, "What the hell are you doing with your life?" (Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield. If he never said that, he should have!)


rs,
Tack

How did the wife know what hotel you were staying at ?

I may have to unsubscribe to this thread. I can't get rid of this vision of Geezer shaving in a pair of untied steel toed boots.