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    Quote Originally Posted by Euclid440 View Post
    He is 45+ years old, still lives at home with his mom in a converted garage. You know the type, never had a real job, works on cars in the driveway, does odd jobs and has smoked way more than his share of ganja.


    Sounds like Freddy has it sussed.
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    I am Dyslexis of Borg.. prepare to have your ass laminated!



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    I remember when yoga was called Twister.
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    Nothing is impossible. Even the word says "I M possible".
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    Quote Originally Posted by HNSB View Post
    Nothing is impossible. Even the word says "I M possible".
    Does that mean that there is hope for the Quippled?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth View Post
    I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for intend to go in harm's way.
    Rule #1: Don't sweat the small things. Rule #2: They're all small things.
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    I went to the Canary Islands for Christmas vacation this year & didn't see one canary.
    I'm going to the Virgin Islands next year.. can't wait.



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