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  1. 12-25-2013, 08:28 PM #721
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    Hmm.. in the "Back To The Future" movies, Doc Brown was constantly worried about being late. The man owned a time machine.



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    "He's always late. His ancestors arrived on the June Flower."
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    Dilate: To live longer.
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    Dopeler effect:
    The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.




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    Sorry, I am ill E-quipped to counter that.

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    I was given a beautiful tie for Christmas but I'm going to have to return it. One end of it is longer than the other one.



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    GERROLD'S OBSERVATION: A little ignorance can go a long way.

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    A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre,
    so the bartender gave her one.



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    Elephant to naked man: "It's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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