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12-13-2013, 10:33 PM #621Vitandi
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Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!
gents we used to have a joke thread but it eventually became ungentlemanly.... lets not let this one go that way.Be just and fear not.
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12-13-2013, 10:43 PM #622Scheerlijk
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This one is a bit hard to translate, as it includes brand names for which I don't know an American substitute, but I'm sure you'll get my meaning. It made my supervisor's day today.
Sometimes people out on the streets walk up to you and ask if you want their Algemeen Dagblad or Telegraaf newspaper (both low-quality, sensationalist newspapers). I answer I prefer Page or Edet (toilet paper brands).
The best part is when you watch their confusion turn into comprehension.I want a lather whip
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12-13-2013, 11:17 PM #623Senior Member
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The conclusion is the point someone decided to stop thinking
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-14-2013, 12:42 AM #624Contains ingredients
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Originally Posted by syslight
Firesign!
"Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free mule we've all been dreaming of?"
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-14-2013, 12:43 AM #625barba crescit caput nescit
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What do we want?
APATHY!
When do we want it?
Meh....
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12-14-2013, 12:56 AM #626Vitandi
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Pet's For Papoon!
Hooray for our chief president, you know he's not insane!
firesign... the best drug induced humor of the '60's and 70's
enjoy,
jimTack likes this.Be just and fear not.
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12-14-2013, 12:59 AM #627
There's too much apathy in this world, but who cares?
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-14-2013, 05:34 AM #628Senior Member
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What's the difference between apathy and ignorance?
I don't know and I don't care ...Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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12-14-2013, 05:42 AM #629
I'm neither for nor against apathy. (Ben Campbell)
DarthLord likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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12-14-2013, 10:18 AM #630Scheerlijk
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Originally Posted by Phrank
What are we?
WOMEN!
What do we want?
WE DON'T KNOW!
When do we want it?
NOW!DarthLord likes this.I want a lather whip
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