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12-16-2013, 02:27 PM #651Contains ingredients
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Ha, that reminds me of a time years ago when I commented upon a warning label (of the "don't use the hair drier in the shower" type) and my dad said, "That's because there was this ONE time when some dumbass.. "
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TackGeezer and hidestoart like this.I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-16-2013, 03:25 PM #652Vitandi
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"This toaster is not to be used for the other use" Originally Posted by Phrank
Geezer likes this.Be just and fear not.
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12-16-2013, 03:29 PM #653Scheerlijk
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I'm still sorry for the dog that was put into the microwave. And I'm still staggered the owner won the case against the manufacturer. Originally Posted by Phrank
AirColorado and Geezer like this.I want a lather whip
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12-16-2013, 03:49 PM #654Senior Member
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I got divorced because my marriage was about as fun as being a computer salesman in an Amish village.
I'm glad I left the Pennsylvania Dutch community with its backwards ways, but sometimes Amish the simpler life.
There seems to be something Amish with this thread; I hope we can fix it.
Telling jokes such as this to Ezekiel Jeremiah Scholtz would be Amish-take.
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12-16-2013, 04:22 PM #655Senior Member
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I have worked with the Amish many times and they are a pretty funny group once they get to know you. They told me the mechanic joke and many others. The first time I worked with them I had just got back from a 4 month job in Germany. They of course spoke in German to each other. After lunch on the third day I asked where the level was in German the leader pointed and then a look of terror came over his face and he ask if I spoke German. To this I winked and said the slang they were using was hard to understand but I got most of it. We all agreed to speak English after that. To this day I will never forget the look on his face as he tried to remember what he might have said that he thought I was out of the loop on.
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12-16-2013, 04:27 PM #656Moderator
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Inferiority complex. Originally Posted by hidestoart
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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12-16-2013, 04:42 PM #657Senior Member
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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12-16-2013, 05:13 PM #658Scheerlijk
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You're wrong. Originally Posted by hidestoart
I want a lather whip
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12-16-2013, 06:24 PM #659
There is nothing more terrifying than ignorance in action. (Goethe)
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12-16-2013, 06:35 PM #660Senior Member
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
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