Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Geezer

re: The theft of the radio actives in Mexico:
A comment by Ron:
You have the right to remain glowing. Anything you say can make your teeth fall out.

Good point, which begs the question, do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Originally Posted by Phrank

Good point, which begs the question, do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Only furrin ones.
~Richard

Was unfortunate today to get caught in a line with a real angry bore.
Reminded me of the comment of an old Insurance salesman:
"The human race is like the human body; A lot of nice soft skin, an asshole, a c**t or a Pric*%"
40 years has convinced m,e he was correct.
~Richard

BDRebel, rename a couple of your razors and enter the fray flaying away at the verbiage, armed with your razor wit and a dictionary/thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesarus"?



rs,
Tack

ps- when I was a kid I thought that the thesaurus was a book about a boy, Roger, and his pet dinosaur

Dinosaurs aren't extinct; they're masquerading as TV programming directors.
~Richard

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

There is no substitute for good manners, except perhaps, fast reflexes.



rs,
Tack

Experience - - ex·pe·ri·ence. noun / What you get when you didn't get what you wanted

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
~Richard

A man who pulls his own tooth has a fool for a dentist.

(I think I'll need an oral surgeon now)