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12-07-2013, 12:50 AM #521
"Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again."
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12-07-2013, 01:17 AM #522Contains ingredients
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The wife of a business partner is a psychiatric nurse. Also, my sister-in-law Jan was an every-kind-of-nurse and is now a PA. When I mentioned my partner's wife to Jan she remarked that the two most difficult types of nursing were geriatric and psychiatric nursing. If she had to choose, she'd take the geriatric patients. She said that even though you have to clean up a few more messes, either one will fling poo at you, and the oldsters seldom try to kill you...told my wife, who is a psychiatric nurse..
-->Respect for your wife.
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12-07-2013, 02:12 AM #523This is not my actual head.
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If it turns out that I'm not immortal, I'll just die.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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12-07-2013, 02:14 AM #524barba crescit caput nescit
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Bwahahahaha!!!
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12-07-2013, 04:03 PM #525Contains ingredients
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Any time you get a mouthful of scalding hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
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12-07-2013, 04:04 PM #526
"That's easy for you to spray....?"
~RichardLast edited by Geezer; 12-07-2013 at 04:11 PM.
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12-07-2013, 04:46 PM #527Moderator
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A bird in the hand is a messy affair.
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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12-07-2013, 04:49 PM #528Senior Member
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Life is Life and fun is fun but everyone is sad when the goldfish dies
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-07-2013, 04:57 PM #529Moderator
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C'mon (and I have two of those) all you punsters, punksters, quipsters, quoters, and general all around cut ups, rack your brain, unleash your razor sharp intellect and humor. Come at this thread WTG, ATG and XTG of scathing, or soothing, or sarcastic, but always scintillating swipes at the human condition as we view through our clouds of suds the irritating world around us. With all due and humble appreciation to two of this threads ardent supporters please don't let it become the Tack & Geezer Show. They have been demonstrating great depths of knowledge of the human condition and I as originator of this thread cannot alone keep up with them. I thank them and I want to thank you, the viewer (and soon to be contributor) for all past and future submissions.
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12-07-2013, 05:06 PM #530Senior Member
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In the summer my thermos keeps my tea cold, in the winter it keeps my coffee hot
I wonder how do it know the season?
Geezer likes this.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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