Thread: Quip Of The Day

"Marry a woman your own age; as your macho fades, so will her eyesight."

"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

~Richard

Every artist was first an amateur
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
American writer

Absorb what is useful. Discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own

-- Bruce Lee,
Hong Kong-American martial artist and actor

Want things to change fast . . . put politicians on minimum wage

The birds have been so unkind to my truck...

Originally Posted by ChopperDave

The birds have been so unkind to my truck...

I thought striping was an art form?

The birds enjoy a more abstract form....

Richard/razorfeld,

I apologize for this not being any where near a 'Quip';

A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired a young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flock of birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim. The guide grabbed his arm and said "Oh, no! These are foo birds and to shoot one means terrible things will happen to you! The man figured that was only a superstition of the natives and shot one down. Then the rest of the flock returned and pooped all over him. He hollered at the boy, "I must have some water right away to wash this mess off. The boy said "Oh no! To wash the crap of the foo bird off means death immediately! Again the hunter ignored his advice, found water and got cleaned off. Sure enough he dropped dead then and there. The moral of this story is "If the foo sh**s, wear it."

Yes I'm

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