Thread: Quip Of The Day

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then he made the earth round... and laughed and laughed and lauged

Carping could be considered trolling!

Originally Posted by Geezer

Carping could be considered trolling!

Depends on the method used to take the carp

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” -- Groucho Marx

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time

-- Thomas Edison,
Inventor

There is never enough time to do it right, but there is always enough time to do it over.

Originally Posted by ericd

There is never enough time to do it right, but there is always enough time to do it over.

Yup and the boss is always angry when it happens... and according to his directions as to how, why, and when!
~Richard

If your motto in life is "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again" - then maybe sky diving isn't for you...

Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn't be done

-- Amelia Earhart,
aviator

Just when you start winning the rat race, along come faster rats!