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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Just when you start winning the rat race, along come faster rats!
    Or a Ferret....
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    (This could also be the Straight Razor Shavers Creed)
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    "Lady Luck can only nudge a person in the right direction if they are in motion!"

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    Just remember: everyone brings joy - some when they arrive and others when they leave.
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    I saw a sign today as I was driving home and it upset me terribly! It said:

    Slow Children Playing


    How Cruel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    I saw a sign today as I was driving home and it upset me terribly! It said:

    Slow Children Playing


    How Cruel!
    And I have always thought that if I had a slow child why would I advertise it?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    And I have always thought that if I had a slow child why would I advertise it?????
    They put one up in my neighborhood also. Duh.............
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    Speaking of slow people and crossing signs...
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