Thread: Quip Of The Day

I learned yesterday:

Poor planning on her part does constitute an emergency on mine.

Originally Posted by 32t

Better than being wizened......

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Here's the 'Usage of the Word 'Wisdom' from Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Ya my buddy had Kidney Stones but he wizzed'em out.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed
-- Charles Schulz,
cartoonist

In honour of the late Richie Benaud for all you Cricket fans out there.

On Captaincy
“Captaincy is 90 percent luck and 10 percent skill. But don’t try it without that 10 percent.”

On commentary
“The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.”

On (most likely) FoxSports (a subscription broadcaster/PayTV)
“Let’s just say that at 74 I’m in the mindset that, having been free-to-air, I want to stay free-to-air.”

Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson

Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. --Anonymous

rs,
Tack

My favorite word is "boobytrap" because spelled backwards it's "partyboob".


rs,
Tack

So I said to the guy standing next to me, "don't make me walk all the way over there and kick your ass, boy!".

rs,
Tack