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  1. 05-17-2014, 09:02 AM #1161
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    In a blind test, all televisions are equal
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    A winner is a loser that tried again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samda View Post
    A winner is a loser that tried again.
    Second Place is ........Just the First Loser!
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    "A bottle afront o' me beats a frontal lobotomy"
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    I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
    Now THAT'S Funny! But there again, I have a strange sense of humor!
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    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
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    For $20 I won't tell SWMBO you posted that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
    If she knew, you'd not even be sleeping on the couch anymore
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