Quip Of The Day

**Laurens** · 05-17-2014, 09:02 AM

In a blind test, all televisions are equal

**samda** · 05-18-2014, 11:27 PM

A winner is a loser that tried again.

**cudarunner** · 05-18-2014, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by samda

A winner is a loser that tried again.

Second Place is ........Just the First Loser!

**Geezer** · 05-19-2014, 03:52 PM

"A bottle afront o' me beats a frontal lobotomy"
~Richard

**Phrank** · 05-31-2014, 02:05 AM

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

**cudarunner** · 05-31-2014, 03:46 AM

Originally Posted by Phrank

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

Now THAT'S Funny! But there again, I have a strange sense of humor!

**Geezer** · 05-31-2014, 03:14 PM

~Richard

**Phrank** · 06-01-2014, 12:37 AM

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

**cudarunner** · 06-01-2014, 04:27 AM

Originally Posted by Phrank

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

..........

For $20 I won't tell SWMBO you posted that

**Laurens** · 06-01-2014, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by Phrank

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

If she knew, you'd not even be sleeping on the couch anymore

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