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04-11-2014, 01:35 PM #114150 year str. shaver
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You've really got to hand it to the IRS.
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OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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04-17-2014, 03:15 AM #1142
What did Adam do to God that made him put Eve in the garden of Eden??
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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04-18-2014, 10:05 AM #1143Scheerlijk
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Interesting question. Complain that he wanted to have a good time? Not wash his underwear for a very long time?
Originally Posted by Geezer
Geezer likes this.I want a lather whip
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04-25-2014, 03:27 PM #1144Senior Member
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The greatest trap in our life is not success, popularity or power, but self-rejection
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05-05-2014, 11:56 AM #1145Stay calm. Carry on.
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There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- Dick CavettGeezer likes this."We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
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05-05-2014, 02:06 PM #1146
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face !
~Richardcudarunner and pfries like this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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05-05-2014, 03:13 PM #1147Senior Member
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Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom
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05-08-2014, 03:34 PM #1148Senior Member
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The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress
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05-08-2014, 08:50 PM #1149'with that said'
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"Why is it that there is never enough time to do the job right the first time but always enough time to do it over"?
From Jim Dick (Safeway Store Manager) who hired me 35 years ago this coming May 24th. Lost him to cancer 24 years ago/he left a wife and two teen age daughters
ReardenSteel and Geezer like this.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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05-09-2014, 12:59 AM #1150Sharp as a spoon.
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I have always liked that one...heard it for years from a former boss. This one was another of his favorites: Originally Posted by cudarunner
"Why is it that there is never enough time to do the job right the first time but always enough time to do it over"?
From Jim Dick (Safeway Store Manager) who hired me 35 years ago this coming May 24th. Lost him to cancer 24 years ago/he left a wife and two teen age daughters
"A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make an emergency on my part."Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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