Thread: Quip Of The Day

"Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself"

Potter Stewart,
U.S. Supreme Court justice

Censorship is a sign of the public's lack of confidence in its leaders.

Enjoy life, it is the only one presently available!

Was out having dinner with a friend the other day, happened to overhear two rather lovely women chatting together.

Heard this little gem from one of them, "Guys love it when I tell them I'm "Bi" on the first date." Needless to say, both of us raised our eyebrows at each other....wow!

She then said, "I let them figure the "polar" part out on their own...(giggles, giggles)!"

Gulp!

A friend was bi, If not lucky he had to buy!

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

From Comedian Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary;

Wisdom;

My sister had some kidney stones but she wisdom out.

Well I thought as a tribute to the man here are some gems to Robin Williams.

I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, “Back up, I don't know how big this gets.”

If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike.

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

Cricket is baseball on valium.

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.

What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.

If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying, "look, I just need space" then you're wasting everyone's time.