Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by mrsell63

... if it bleeds, we can kill it ...

Arnold S.

The only movie he made worth watching,,,,,,,,,,,,

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it......... W. Churchill

Interesting. Is the decline of a nation inevitable once politicians stop writing their own speeches? Probably. Almost certainly once they lack the capability to do so.

... I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add ... Steven Wright

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

-- Josh Billings,
American humorist

Common sense= Never drill for water under the outhouse........

Never rent the basement either!
~Richard

There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld,
French writer

Love through different ages is like the building and tending of fire till the glowing embers are left at death.
~Richard

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.