Thread: Quip Of The Day

One from my dear, departed father, "There is no worse combination in a man than ignorance and arrogance."

Originally Posted by Haroldg48

One from my dear, departed father, "There is no worse combination in a man than ignorance and arrogance."

And I swear there are times when I look in the mirror and see that statement. Best way I know how to get back on track is looking in the mirror.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

And I swear there are times when I look in the mirror and see that statement. Best way I know how to get back on track is looking in the mirror.

True of all of us Razorfeld...I think I earned that remark many years ago from my dad after "explaining" something to him. He wasn't smiling.

When I started this thread last August I was hoping to see not only the silly side of SRP members but also, at times, little statements that hit you right between the eyes. I have not been disappointed. Keep up with the obvious, the sublime and the down right ridiculous. It eases us through life.

My wife and I had

words, but I didn't get to use

mine.

God made man before

woman so as to give him time

to think of an answer

for her first question.

I just took a

leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can have sex at 73

I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it's the same side of the street.

I don't even have to cross the road!

Friend of mine was in Europe, and a person asked him how you would define being a Canadian, he responded, "A Scotsman with the generosity beaten out of him."

Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes?
A: By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan

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You know them Arkansas Snappers will tear h@ll out of those Asian Carp,,,,,