Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Laurens

If she knew, you'd not even be sleeping on the couch anymore

Well, you guys were right, thought she'd find that funny, nope, so she packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you b$stard!"

"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay??!!"

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi,
American football player and coach

75% of all needless operations are unnecessary.

A. Bunker

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns.

There are two types of people in this world and you are one of them.

There are 10 types of people in the world.
~Rihcard

Originally Posted by Geezer

There are 10 types of people in the world.
~Rihcard

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Originally Posted by Geezer

There are 10 types of people in the world.
~Rihcard

Eleven, I've been told I'm in a category all by myself.

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us

-- Joseph Campbell,
American writer and mythologist

"I told her to wait for me. She asked how long. I told her eight inches.
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― Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise