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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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12-17-2013, 05:37 PM #671
Hmm.. on the heels of my rant a week or two ago about medicating supposed ADHD suffering kids, I saw this today:
The Business of Attention Deficit Disorder - Slashdot
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-18-2013, 02:27 PM #672
It's a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for thirty years.
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-18-2013, 02:44 PM #673
Out to dinner with the wife the other evening, she was trying to get me to have a huge fru-fru salad versus a nice big steak.
Finally I said to her, sweetie, nice try, but I'll believe a salad is "to die for" when a convict chooses one for his last meal.
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12-18-2013, 03:35 PM #674
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-18-2013, 05:00 PM #675
Before marriage, a man yearns for a woman; afterwards, the "y" becomes silent!
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-18-2013, 05:14 PM #676
True story from my house
My wife loves to use We can do this or We can do that for intended or planed work around the house. About 5 years ago I told her I deciphered the code, by simply turning the w upside down I got the meaning of what she was saying.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-18-2013, 05:26 PM #677
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12-18-2013, 07:24 PM #678
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12-18-2013, 11:57 PM #679
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-19-2013, 04:35 AM #680
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