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  1. 10-23-2013, 10:02 AM #171
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    Why does a Chicken coop have two windows in it?






    If it had 4 it would be a Chicken Sedan...
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  2. 10-23-2013, 12:55 PM #172
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    Friendly fire isn't
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    Quote Originally Posted by grizli View Post
    Friendly fire isn't
    It took me three times to figure this out
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    Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
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    If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?rs,Tack
    Repeated it to my daughter in law, Pause, "Well", she said, "somebody finally got it right."
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    A woman drove me to drink -- and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her.
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    Ain't a mome rath born that can outgrabe me!



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    When people tell me, "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver.

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