Thread: Quip Of The Day

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (Ogden Nash)

Well, if we're gonna get all Nashy..


The one L lama, he's a priest
The two L llama, he's a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isn't any three L lllama.
--O. Nash


rs,
Tack

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain

And thanks to Razorfeld for getting this started, it has brightened the day more than once..

I tried to log on to my iPad. Turns out it's an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own a iPad. Also, I'm out of Vodka.

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh thought for a moment. "It's the same thing," he said.


Some days I think maybe Pooh was right but then I think "Hey! I get to shave today!"



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by MJC

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain

And thanks to Razorfeld for getting this started, it has brightened the day more than once..

No, thank you MJC for contributing to keeping this thread going. A friend of mine will be interested to see your sig line quoting Bukowski. You are either under 30 or a relic of the beat generation as am I.

I tried snorting Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Silly,,,,you gotta crush the ice first..

"Lead us not into temptation; just tell us where it is, we'll find it." Sam Levinson

Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your children.