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10-31-2013, 03:30 AM #221
"Military intelligence" is a contradiction in terms. (Groucho Marx)
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~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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10-31-2013, 04:30 PM #222Contains ingredients
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The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and sometimes three. --Alexandre Dumas
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10-31-2013, 11:32 PM #223Sharp as a spoon.
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Since we're on marriage, there are three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the years of suffering.
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11-01-2013, 12:43 AM #22450 year str. shaver
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" You can observe a lot by watching "
" The future ain't what it used to be "
" I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"
" It's deja vu all over again"
" When you come to a fork in the road....Take it "
Yogi Berra quotes...........
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11-01-2013, 01:48 AM #225
COPY UNIVERSE:\MILKY_WAY\EARTH.SUN BLACK.HOLE
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11-01-2013, 04:01 AM #226Contains ingredients
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"What time is it Yogi?"
Originally Posted by mrsell63
"You mean right now?"
One day his wife asked him, since he was born in St. Louis but spent his entire career and retirement in New York and New Jersey, where would he like to be buried?
"I don't know", said Yogi, "Surprise me."
And he also said, "I didn't say all those things I said."
Love the guy..
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11-01-2013, 04:27 AM #22750 year str. shaver
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Jerry Sell quote......
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11-01-2013, 01:55 PM #228Contains ingredients
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Now that IS funny! Originally Posted by mrsell63
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11-01-2013, 02:10 PM #229barba crescit caput nescit
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Sigh...I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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11-01-2013, 02:51 PM #230
2Y'sUR, 2Y'sUB, ICUR2Y's4me
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