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    Sometimes, the only way to find out if the stove is hot is to touch it.

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    There will be sex after death,
    you just won’t feel it.
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    "Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
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    Quote Originally Posted by dimab View Post
    No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the one who's giving it.
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    The logic is impeccable!

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    Of course size matters, how many women do you know that ask for a SMALL pizza?
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    "Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines"

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    I just want the same quality of life as celebrities provide for their pets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STF View Post
    I just want the same quality of life as celebrities provide for their pets.
    No kidding! However...

    If there were such a thing as reincarnation I'd want to come back as one of MY dogs.
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    “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”

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