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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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06-07-2021, 12:15 PM #5221
Sometimes, the only way to find out if the stove is hot is to touch it.
Anon.'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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06-08-2021, 07:53 PM #5222
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Thanked: 174No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the one who's giving it.
- Hal Chadwick
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06-08-2021, 08:26 PM #5223
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Thanked: 4206There will be sex after death,
you just won’t feel it.
-Lily Tomlin"Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
Steven Wright
https://mobro.co/michaelbolton65?mc=5
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06-08-2021, 08:50 PM #5224
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06-09-2021, 10:27 AM #5225
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Thanked: 556The logic is impeccable!
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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06-13-2021, 05:54 PM #5226
Of course size matters, how many women do you know that ask for a SMALL pizza?
- - Steve
You never realize what you have until it's gone -- Toilet paper is a good example
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06-24-2021, 09:00 PM #5227
"Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines"
Anon.'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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06-25-2021, 09:37 PM #5228
I just want the same quality of life as celebrities provide for their pets.
- - Steve
You never realize what you have until it's gone -- Toilet paper is a good example
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06-26-2021, 12:51 AM #5229
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06-27-2021, 12:24 PM #5230
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
Anon.'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'