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    If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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    Life is a terminal illness in the end

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    I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.

    Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house!
    - - Steve

    You never realize what you have until it's gone -- Toilet paper is a good example

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    Ain't that the truth. Now the highlight of my week is going to the grocery store on Sunday...then go home and take a nap.
    As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another. PR 27:17

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    I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
    - Woody Allen

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    My son said to me today, "I spent my childhood wondering why Squidward was so grouchy all the time. Now I spend my adult hood wondering why SpongeBob was so happy all the time."
    As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another. PR 27:17

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    I was reading about some actress who had decided to stop dying her hair and let it go grey.

    This is one of the comments----

    I remember when my wife said my hair was turning gray. I said it can turn red, white and blue as long as it doesn't turn loose.
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    When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
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    “The more you know, the less you have to carry. The less you know, the more you have to carry.”

    Mors Kochanski
    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'

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    Mors was one of the best known bush lore and bush craft experts and teachers in Canada - an expert on surviving in the Boreal forest. That quote is one he famously delivered to every survival class he taught, including the military.

    RIP Mors.
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    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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