Thread: Quip Of The Day

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Dorthy Parker

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.

Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house!

Ain't that the truth. Now the highlight of my week is going to the grocery store on Sunday...then go home and take a nap.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
- Woody Allen

My son said to me today, "I spent my childhood wondering why Squidward was so grouchy all the time. Now I spend my adult hood wondering why SpongeBob was so happy all the time."

I was reading about some actress who had decided to stop dying her hair and let it go grey.

This is one of the comments----

I remember when my wife said my hair was turning gray. I said it can turn red, white and blue as long as it doesn't turn loose.

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

“The more you know, the less you have to carry. The less you know, the more you have to carry.”

Mors Kochanski

Mors was one of the best known bush lore and bush craft experts and teachers in Canada - an expert on surviving in the Boreal forest. That quote is one he famously delivered to every survival class he taught, including the military.

RIP Mors.

Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.