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    Quote Originally Posted by SirStropalot View Post
    It's better to do something imperfectly, than flawlessly do nothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirStropalot View Post
    It's better to do something imperfectly, than flawlessly do nothing!

    Howard
    I started to put "sometimes" after the quip. I can certainly think of times I wished I had been flawlessly inactive. But then those were just moments of "DUMB".

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    I don't know if this is a quip or not, but I sure as h*ll got tired of hearing it;

    "Son, this is going to hurt me, more than it hurts you."

    ,,,,,for some reason I think he was lying.
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    Found in an old copy of The Realist mag, dated November, 1964

    Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single word.

    It can be seen from 10,000 feet, silhouetted against the snow. Government officials exchanged memos full of circumlocutions (no Latin equivalent exists) but failed to word an appropriation bill for the destruction of this cairn, that wouldn't alert the press and embarrass both Parliament and Party.

    It stands today, a monument to human spirit. If life exists on other planets, this may be the first message received from us.



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    What is the word?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HNSB View Post
    What is the word?
    Here is a link to the article,
    Last few paragraphs on the page. After a bit of research it looks to be urban legend.

    The Realist, Issue No. 54, November 1964
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