Thread: Quip Of The Day

Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.



rs,
Tack

Tip for the week!
If bothered by disembodied pests," They don't spook unless spooken to!"

~Richard

So we're down to puns, eh?

Remember, the beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

So we're down to puns, eh?
Remember, the beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.rs,
Tack

True pun-ishment in-word in-deed!
~Richard

Careful, you could get banned for using the in-word.

Anyway..

Without geometry life is pointless.

Women and their periods! They're ovary reacting.

I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.

This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but then it came back to me.

So the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Lame enough yet?


rs,
Tack

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words
~EU!
Richard

Well, even though a good pun is its own reword, we should stop this before someone gets hurt.


rs,
Tack

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
- If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.


Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
- A barber.

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
- The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane.
~Richard