Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
rs,
Tack
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Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
rs,
Tack
Tip for the week!
If bothered by disembodied pests," They don't spook unless spooken to!"
~Richard
So we're down to puns, eh?
Remember, the beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
rs,
Tack
Careful, you could get banned for using the in-word.
Anyway..
Without geometry life is pointless.
Women and their periods! They're ovary reacting.
I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.
This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!
I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but then it came back to me.
So the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Lame enough yet?
rs,
Tack
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .
How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words
~EU!
Richard
Well, even though a good pun is its own reword, we should stop this before someone gets hurt.
rs,
Tack
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
- If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
- A barber.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
- The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane.
~Richard