When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. -- Dave Barry
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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. -- Dave Barry
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
~Richard
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. --William Butler Yeats
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“I believe you have my stapler.”...
A staple diet is highly recommended by MDs
Ha!
I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..
And the cake scene ends with Milton mumbling under his breath, "I could set the building on fire."
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.
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Children should never discuss sex in the presence of their elders.