Quip Of The Day

In a blind test, all televisions are equal

A winner is a loser that tried again.

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Originally Posted by samda

A winner is a loser that tried again.

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Second Place is ........Just the First Loser!

"A bottle afront o' me beats a frontal lobotomy"
~Richard

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

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Originally Posted by Phrank

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

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Now THAT'S Funny! But there again, I have a strange sense of humor!

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~Richard

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

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Originally Posted by Phrank

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

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..........:gaah:

For $20 I won't tell SWMBO you posted that :rofl2: :roflmao :rofl2: :roflmao :rofl2::roflmao

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Originally Posted by Phrank

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

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If she knew, you'd not even be sleeping on the couch anymore :p