Well, you guys were right, thought she'd find that funny, nope, so she packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you b$stard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay??!!"
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi,
American football player and coach
75% of all needless operations are unnecessary.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns.
There are two types of people in this world and you are one of them.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
~Rihcard
We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us
-- Joseph Campbell,
American writer and mythologist
"I told her to wait for me. She asked how long. I told her eight inches. ”
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