Yep, 'cept in my case it was more like a chip and a short putt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
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Yep, 'cept in my case it was more like a chip and a short putt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
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I disagree with you, but will defend to the death your right to be an idiot. q;^}>
~Richard
Three indian women were sitting around chatting as they did beadwork when one spoke up from her buffalo skin stool to speak proudly of her big, strapping 170 pound son and his feats of strength. Another one, who was sitting cross legged on the ground on a deerskin rug, chimed in that HER son who weighed 180 pounds was even stronger and smart to boot! At this point the third woman, who was a bit of a big gal and rather appropriately was sitting upon a hippopotamus hide snapped that she was fed up with them bragging about their children and, although she had no children, she weighed 350 pounds and would bet that she could whip the both of those boys together! This proves once again that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
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ps- Don't push me, I can do even worse! :)
You know, Steve Martin once answered a question:
"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
We may be pushing the envelope.
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A virtuous life is its own punishment.
~Richard
Your fortune for Wednesday, October 30:
Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
L. M. Boyd
"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant—even I want to be Cary Grant"
- Cary Grant
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
At the dojo doing kick boxing tonight and sensei has us all in plank position (you know, elbows and feet on the floor) coming up on two minutes and he asks us "What muscles are we exercising?" My reply - "Sphincters". 30 press ups.