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  1. 11-01-2013, 04:15 PM #231
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    "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone."
    -Bill Cosby
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    Behind every successful man is a woman with nothing to wear.
    ~Richard
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    Behind every successful man, have been a lot of women wearing nothing.
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    If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. --A. Einstein.


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    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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    BOWIE'S LAW: If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment!

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    How do you make 100 old ladies yell, "DAMN!" at the same time?

    Have another one of them yell, "BINGO!"
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    The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy.
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    A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
    A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
    A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
    A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE

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    All the world's a stage, and the people on it are poorly rehearsed.

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    It's better to do something imperfectly, than flawlessly do nothing!

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