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12-28-2013, 12:41 AM #731Senior Member
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12-28-2013, 04:34 AM #732Contains ingredients
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Heh, good one, reminds me of the old saying:
Originally Posted by Geezer
"Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one."
rs,
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12-28-2013, 01:42 PM #733Contains ingredients
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Don't lose your head
to gain a minute.
You need your head
your brains are in it.
Burma Shave
Remember those?
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12-28-2013, 06:11 PM #734Senior Member
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A bit more than a quip but this seemed like the place to put it:
George Carlin On Global Warming Scam - YouTubeThe older I get, the better I was
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12-28-2013, 07:03 PM
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Spring is sprung
grass is riz
where last year's
careless driver iz.
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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12-29-2013, 03:36 AM
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Visiting with my dad who still lives in the house we grew up in, we were catching up on the neighbors and got around to the neighbor kid.
He is 45+ years old, still lives at home with his mom in a converted garage. You know the type, never had a real job, works on cars in the driveway, does odd jobs and has smoked way more than his share of ganja.
Freddy’s is in school?
Yea, the local JC
Freddy? What’s he studying?
Astronomy.
Astronomy? Freddy? At a JC?
Yea, he’s just… taking up space…
12-29-2013, 03:48 AM
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
~Richard
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12-29-2013, 05:10 AM
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That guy is so slow, it takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 MINUTES".
JERRY
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12-29-2013, 05:58 AM
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He's slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
~Ricard
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12-29-2013, 11:25 AM
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He's so slow, he grows a beard while shaving.
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