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Don't lose your head
to gain a minute.
You need your head
your brains are in it.
Burma Shave
Remember those?
rs,
Tack
A bit more than a quip but this seemed like the place to put it:
George Carlin On Global Warming Scam - YouTube
Spring is sprung
grass is riz
where last year's
careless driver iz.
Burma Shave
~Richard
Visiting with my dad who still lives in the house we grew up in, we were catching up on the neighbors and got around to the neighbor kid.
He is 45+ years old, still lives at home with his mom in a converted garage. You know the type, never had a real job, works on cars in the driveway, does odd jobs and has smoked way more than his share of ganja.
Freddy’s is in school?
Yea, the local JC
Freddy? What’s he studying?
Astronomy.
Astronomy? Freddy? At a JC?
Yea, he’s just… taking up space…
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
~Richard
That guy is so slow, it takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 MINUTES".
He's slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
~Ricard
He's so slow, he grows a beard while shaving.