Quip Of The Day

America, founded on bloodshed and apathy.

some things never change.

enjoy,
jim

I'm confused by all the fuss over same-sex marriage. Anyone who's married knows that the sex is always the same.

A man walking down the street met a small boy.
Asked his name, the boy replied, 'Six and seven-eighths.'

The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name.
The boy answered, "Oh, they just picked it out of a hat."



rs,
Tack

Things to do today: 1. Get up. 2. Survive. 3. Go to bed. (Corey Rose)

~Richard

This quip would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.



rs,
Tack

(Hoping Hirlau's right about the stupidest..)

People ask stupid questions for a reason...people are stupid.
~Richard

,,,I like to consider myself uninformed, Richard,,,,:rofl2:

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.

you kill me sometimes, Phrank,,,,,,,,,,:roflmao

Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
~Richard