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  1. 12-20-2013, 04:44 PM #691
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. --Dave Barry



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    Another keeper...good one!
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    I'm thinking of becoming an evil genius. So far I can only see two stumbling blocks.
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    Famous last words:



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    "The last two words of The Star-Spangled Banner are not "Play Ball!"

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    A healthy male adult bore consumes each year approximately one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.



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    Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. (Ambrose Bierce)

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    Bore: A wild male pig.
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    30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% think it's too skinny. The other 60% say they don't care, they love him anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% think it's too skinny. ...snip...
    And if you answer that question for them you are a dead man!
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    You can't run away from your problems forever but there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.



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