Thread: Quip Of The Day

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.


rs,
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx

Poppa Bear, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"

Momma Bear, "Wouldn't be the first time."

Poppa Bear, "It's been three years Sue, let it go."



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Buddy of mine and I were having coffee the other day, talking about pot smoking and kids today, and he say's, "I used to smoke pot and go to class. Sneak in late with a BS excuse. Slink down low at my desk and pray to God nobody asked me any questions. I was the best teacher ever."

When I was young and running around smoking Pot, the Adults used to say that it was going to something to my memory.

For the Life of Me, I can't remember what it was supposed to do

I was at a costume party last Halloween. A very nice looking woman was dressed as a sexy Nurse.

I went up to her and told her she obviously had no respect for herself, sheesh, with a little more time and effort she could have gone as a sexy Doctor.

Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even-

-- Muhammad Ali,
boxer

When you feel powerless, worthless, and unworthy, just remember that one single turd of yours can shut down an entire water park.


rs,
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I understand that is known as a "code brown". For realzies.


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