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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    I understand that is known as a "code brown". For realzies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Code brown is a plugged toilet where I work.
    No S%6t ?!?!?:
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    You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're around your throat, she's probably upset.


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    I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. --Victor Hugo


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    If a woman has sex with ten different men in a month she's a slut but if a man does it.. he's gay, definitely gay.


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    Sometimes a 'Quip' doesn't need words/just an intro;

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJC View Post
    The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places
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    So true! Thanks!
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    Some people have a way with words, others not have way.


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